Thoughts on the “Grilled Cheese Sex” Study

A recent study found that grilled cheese lovers seem to have more sex than those who do not appreciate this delicious, delectable, gooey, melty sandwich.

I’m not entirely sure what kind of person came up with the idea for this study, but I like it! Here are a few reasons why I completely buy into the idea that grilled cheese lovers, are better lovers…

The-Perfect-Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich-800-158111. Variation

There are about a million different kinds of cheese and toppings you can throw on there, so I feel like grilled cheese lovers also probably recognize that there are a million ways to go about having sex.

2. Happiness

There are fats and amino acids in cheese and they cause people to feel happy. Have you ever known an unhappy person to be chowing down on a grilled cheese? Happy people, better sex lives!

3. No Settling

There are those weird people who settle for grilled cheese made with processed cheese and then there are the true grilled cheese lovers. They aren’t the type to settle for anything less than the real deal.

4. Generosity

Any grilled cheese lover knows not to skimp on the cheese. More generosity with the cheese easily translates into more generosity in the bedroom.

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