50 “Would You Rather?” Questions To Really Mess With Your Head
Thought Catalog put together an incredible list of “Would You Rather?”s to ruin your mind…
2. Would you rather have sex with your cousin in secret or not have sex with your cousin but everyone would think you did?
3. Would you rather get explosive diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO’s parents?
4. Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?
5. Would you rather have the best house in a shitty neighborhood or the worst house in a fancy neighborhood?
6. Would you rather have no penis or five penises?
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7. Would you rather die saving 10,000 strangers from death knowing no one would ever know it was you or live knowing everyone would know you decided not to save 10,000 people’s lives?
8. Would you rather peel all your nails out of your fingers or pull all the teeth out of your mouth?
9. Would you rather freeze to death or burn to death?
10. Would you rather have no arms or no legs?
11. Would you rather have no fingers or no eyes?
12. Would you rather crap your pants in public once a year for the rest of your life or crap yourself in private every day for the rest of your life?
13. Would you rather be a virgin forever or have sex with your brother/sister one time?
14. Would you rather have knives for fingers or penises for fingers?
15. Would you rather live forever or die in the next five minutes?
16. Would you rather be married to Paris Hilton or Charlie Sheen?
17. Would you rather give or receive a lap dance?
18. Would you rather have uncontrollable gas at work for the rest of your life or uncontrollable gas on every first date for the rest of your life?
19. You can only hear one song for the rest of your life. Bohemian Rhapsody or Ring of Fire?
20. Would you rather be filthy rich but have to be Justin Bieber’s assistant or dirt poor but get to be anyone’s assistant you choose?
21. Would you rather everyone thinks your life sucks but it’s actually awesome or everyone thinks your life is shitty but it’s actually good?
22. Would you rather have a time machine that only goes back in time or a time machine that only goes forward in time?
23. Would you rather have an animal best friend that could be any animal you choose and it would be intelligent and speak to you (and you could ride it around town if it is a large animal like a bear) or be married to someone with a hot body?
24. Would you rather have the superpower to fly or to become invisible?
25. Would you rather have unlimited love or unlimited money?
26. Would you rather have unlimited respect or unlimited power?
27. Would you rather have unlimited money, power, and respect or unlimited sex?
28. Would you rather have everything you’ve ever wanted but you die in one year or live your life as it is now?
29. Would you rather be an ugly genius or a hot moron?
30. Would you rather have your thoughts broadcasted so that everyone will always know what you are thinking while you are thinking it or never be allowed to wear clothes but keep your thoughts to yourself?
31. Would you rather have horrible acne that is only on areas that are covered with clothing or moderate acne that’s only on your face?
32. Would you rather cut off one of your fingers or pay $5,000 of your own money for the person you hate most to go on a spa vacation?
33. Would you rather have your SO look through all your text/chat/email history or your employer?
34. Would you rather never have internet access again or never be able to take an airplane again?
35. Would you rather have HIV and live for 20 years or cancer and live for 10 years?
36. Would you rather not receive any money from an anonymous source or receive $10 million dollars worth of crack on your door step?
37. Every time you have sex it takes one day off your life. How much do you have?
38. Would you rather smell terrible (but you can’t smell it) or your partner smell terrible and you have to smell it?
39. Would you rather be an average, not famous professional athlete on your current salary or a wealthy, world renowned professional in a field you don’t care about (mathematician, classical musician, whatever)?
40. Would you rather live in the house of your dreams but it doesn’t have internet access, or your current home for the rest of your life?
41. Would you rather have sex with Megan Fox with a penis or Tom Hiddleston with a vagina?
42. Would you rather be filthy rich but suffer depression or be poor but happy?
43. Would you rather be incredibly happy but alone forever or unhappy but with the love of your life?
44. Would you rather have your body found on a pile of sex toys or a pile of drugs?
45. Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song?
46. Would you rather a vampire or a wizard?
47. Would you rather be in a real version of The Walking Dead or Jurassic Park?
48. Would you rather have 20 kids over the course of your life or never be able to have or adopt children?
49. Would you rather be filthy rich and live 400 years ago or be poor but live today?
50. Would you rather die happy in five years or die unhappy in sixty years?
via Thought Catalog