1) A BASEBALL HAT ON DAYS LOOKING GOOD IS NOT A VIABLE OPTION

2) LEGGINGS FOR–AT LEAST–EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK

3) DRY SHAMPOO

4) NO CHIP MANICURES

5) STICKY BRAS FTW

6) PICS WORTH INSTAGRAMMING

7) HAVING SECRET OBSESSIONS OVER PEOPLE THAT TAKE THE COOLEST INSTAS

8) GOOGLE, GOOGLE CALANDER, GOOGLE DOCS, GOOGLE SHEETS ETC.

9) BINGING ON NETFLIX FOR HOURS ALONE IN BED

10) EASY MAC

11) “CANDID” LAUGHING PICS WITH YOUR MAIN SQUAD

12) VESTS AND SCARVES TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU TRIED WHEN YOU DIDN’T

13) TACO BELL AFTER WAKING UP IN UTTER DISARRAY—WHETHER ALCOHOL INDUCED OR OTHERWISE

14) FINALLY GETTING THE TEXT YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

15) A HAIR TIE AROUND WRIST FOR…MULTIPILE REASONS

16) KAYLA ITSINESS BIKINI BODY GUIDE ALONG WITH AN HOUR OF SCROLLING THROUGH HER INSTAGRAM FOR MOTIVATION

17) …THEN MAXING OUT ON ICE CREAM BECAUSE YOU WORKED SO HARD AND DESERVE A TREAT (OR FIVE)

18) FULL LENGTH MIRRORS

19) SECRETLY GLOATING WHEN PEOPLE TELL YOU YOUR EX DOWNGRADED AFTER YOU

20) HUNTER BOOTS, RIDING BOOTS, UGG BOOTS, BOOTIES, TIMBERLANDS…BOOTS

21) WEARING SILKY PAJAMAS RIGHT AFTER SHAVING YOUR LEGS

22) RYAN GOSLING IN EVERY MOVIE HE IS EVER IN

23) PIZZA ROLLS AT MIDNIGHT

24) PICFX FILTERS WHEN YOU TRYNA BE ARTSY AF

25) STAIR MASTER (OK, MAYBE NOT IN THE PRESENT BUT RATHER THE RESULTING ACHIEVMENTS THAT FOLLOW SUIT OF THE TORTURE)

26) PORE STRIPS

27) TAKING OFF YOUR BRA WHEN YOU GET BACK FROM A LONG DAY OF CLASS

28) WHITE HIGH TOPS

29) WHEN YOUR GYM CLOTHES MATCH YOUR GYM SHOES

30) TOBI.COM…AND ALL OTHER ONLINE SHOPPING SITES THAT GET YOU THROUGH A DRAGGING LECTURE

31) ~MANDALA TAPESTRIES~

32) AN ENTIRE NIGHT OUT WITHOUT SPENDING A DIME

33) A LILLY PULITZER OR VERA BRADLEY PLANNER

34) GETTING A PACKAGE IN THE MAIL

35) SEEING THE RARE SIGHT OF A PUPPY OR CUTE BABY ON YOUR WALK TO CLASS

36) HAVING A STOCK PILE OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR TO CHOOSE FROM

37) A HEALTHY BUT INDULGENT DESSERT THAT WON’T CANCEL OUT YOUR WORKOUT ALTOGETHER

38) LONG, HOT SHOWERS WHERE YOU GET TO SPACE OUT AND FORGET EVERYTHING THAT’S BEEN BOTHERING YOU OTHERWISE

39) GOING OUT AFTER GETTING YOUR ROOTS DONE AND HAIR CUT

40) THE FEELING YOU GET AFTER A GOOD CRY

41) PINTERESTING YOUR DREAM HOME, CLOSET, LIFE ETC BECAUSE #GOALS

42) CHIPOTLE, OF COURSE